The Guardian’s advice columnist Pamela Stephenson Connolly didn’t have a hopeful outlook for the future of the anonymous man and his hopeful DILF-in-law. This is literally the plot of roughly 40% of gay porn. I’m obviously in love - shall I just ignore him, or tell my partner?”Ĭue gay screaming. “I was going to propose, but when my partner and her mother were away, he told me to end it with his daughter. “Halfway through lunch I realized that I had slept with her father.” Relatable: it usually takes me at least 30 minutes to realize that someone is acting overly familiar with me because I’ve slept with them. In a letter to The Guardian seeking sexual advice, an anonymous man reveals that during a “bi phase” he “used to sleep around with pretty much everyone that came along, including other men.” But all that changed when the man met his new girlfriend’s parents. Father of the Bride and Monster in Law did not prepare us for this! It’s one thing to have your partner’s parents not to approve of your relationship, it’s quite another have accidentally hooked up with one of those parents.
